Weather It Is (You Stole Our Rain)

Good Morning:

This news flash: "Palestine will request that the Arab League and the Islamic Conference will review the relations of the Arab and Islamic world with Australia in light of Australia's recognition of "Weather It Is's" Rain Enhancement activities," wrote Saab Erekat in a letter 

June 5th.

He told the "Wet-News" that Weather It Is provides forecasts to the Israeli government that enable it to steal our rain and wreak havoc on our outdoor activities. "This is our rain," he said.  "This is Palestinian Rain," he repeated.

Mr. Erekat also accused the Israeli government of using Palestinian rain to clean the streets in its capital, in occupied Jerusalem.

The Weather It Is spokesman, Dr. Barry Lynn, responded to Mr. Erekat's accusations.

1.             When Mr. Erekat speaks of Palestine, he must be aware that the name Palestine is actually the name given to the land of Israel (Judea and Samaria) by the Romans. It was simply another in the long line of efforts (including Mr. Erekat's) to put an end to the Jewish people.

2.             There has never been a "State of Palestine," so he wonders how we can steal its water.

3.             Jerusalem has never been the capital of a Palestinian State (let alone that there has never been a Palestinian state to "Occupy").  Jerusalem is the capital of the state of Israel, and is actually "owned" by God and "He" will decide whose capital it is.

4.             Let's be honest: the Palestinians want our land. Many people want something that isn’t theirs.  Since this argument doesn’t work, they lie and say we stole it. Mr. Erekat spins lies upon lies, and eventually they will fall on their own weight.  

Dr. Lynn continued:  the possible rain showers and cool weather forecast at the end of the week are ours.  They were never the Palestinians, and lying about it is not going to make it so.

Barry Lynn