Weather It Is (Rain Clouds From Gaza)

Good Evening:

It's going to get a tad hotter on Friday as warm breezes continue to flow in from the east/northeast.

However, another strong front will move in on Shabbat and drop temperatures back to spring time levels.

The front will bring partly cloudy skies with a chance of missile-drops from Gaza.  These missiles have become a regular occurrence around here, which is a bit odd because it is not suppose to rain in summertime.

Fortunately, the IMS has decided to issue missile forecasts each day now, so that the citizens of Israel will  not be taken by surprise.  Along these lines, we'll be selling our new line of umbrellas.  These umbrellas explode in a  shot and provide a protective cover against missile-drops; they will be on sale for 99.99 NIS (which rounds up to 100.000 under the new system of pricing).

My wife says that she heard an advertisement for new missile proof buildings in Ashkelon. Rather than each apartment having a safe room, the whole building will be one big safe room, subdivided into apartments (of course).  Each building comes with parking, and residents will be able to purchase new Subarus with heat seeking missile interceptors. The roof of the parking lot will be lined with extra concrete in case of unintended launchings.

Fortunately, the temperatures will be warming towards summertime levels as we head into July.  The warming temperatures, especially at upper-levels, should prevent any missile-clouds from developing enough to form missile-drops. On the other hand, any missile droplets that do grow large enough to be missile drops will fly further in the hot air. But, what should we expect when the "Gates of Hell" open, which just might happen if we send some Hamas folks on an extended vacation outside of the country (or so they threaten -- where is their gratitude?).

Shabbat Shalom,

Barry Lynn